I would have to say that my family is a little on the odd side. not so much as Chris Crutcher's "rocky" family. my mom is probably the most weird. she has a very sarcastic attatude and loves to mess with me because she says "it's too easy". Just like the other day, she and I were eating at a resturant, as she opened her purse, she froze instantly, then looked up and said,
"so, you have money right?"
to which I replied "i thought mom stood for Made Of Money".
she laughed a little bit and said "sereously, i dont have any cash and i left the Master Card at the house".
i began to panic "YOU CAN'T BE SEREOUS!!"
my cousin spencer just played along because he always knows when she is going to mess with me.
Eventually she told me to calm down and gave me money to pay for the food.
Now my dad? oh my gosh, he is funnier than anything i've ever encountered. he loves to joke around, but is a very sereous man, hard working, and literally the meaning of a true American.
I'm going to tell you a story of my dad and I hunting. About 2 weeks ago, he and I were driving to the Grocery store for a few cases of bottled water for the trip, little did i know our frist kill would be on the road. a nice and plump red squrriel was on the road, he looked at me and said,
"Hey Byron, look a critter"
he honked twice and jurked the wheel to where we were to hit the little rodent. The tires squeeled and the back of the Dodge Dakota jumped a little and made me burst out laughing.
after we returned home from the trip, we started to clean our kills which consisted of Elk, Deer, and Coon'.
we both went inside and when we came back one of the un-skinned elk were standing up and my dad told me to go get a gun and kill it, i did at i was told as he went around the neighborhood to tell people that there was going to be a gunshot and not to worry. As i waited, dad was at the last house and was just about to knock, a man inside was tossing a salad, when i fired the gun, in mid air the salad just fell and my dad just started to laugh but then told him what had just happned.
If you must know more about my family,I will tell you more about my brother.
though you probably think we have a rough sibling hatred, but in all honestey, he and I are more or less like best friends than brothers. He and I have beel through the toughest and the funniest of times together.
like the time when we were riding bikes around town and I crashed into a parked car, or the time when he was close-lined off his bike, or about the time he and I snuck out to mess around with our remote-control helecopters and as we were flying them, my mom opened the window and neither of us had seen her and Tyler accedently hit her in the face with his. she must have awakend the entire neighborhood the scream that my ears haven't reconized before.
